dark lunch

The swankiest phrase for midnight snack

I usually have dark lunch somewhere from midnight to 1 A.M.

by DRAKLUNCHMASTER69 June 26, 2017

Dark humor

Black comedy, also known as black humor, dark comedy, dark humor or gallows humor, is a comic style that makes light of subject matter that is generally considered taboo, particularly subjects that are normally considered serious or painful to discuss.

Daughter: mommy what does dark humor mean?
Mom:you see that man over there with no legs, give him a hi five.
Daughter:but mom...I don’t have any arms..

by Imaddictedtotinktok February 17, 2020

The Dark Tower

The center of reality. The point at which all universes, all times, all of existence, meets.

Whether or not the Dark Tower appeared after the Prim receded or if it has always existed is unknown.

Humanity in its great ignorance attempted to toy with the Tower in some way, form, or fashion, and managed to unbalance it, requiring support beams to hold it up.

The beams are beams of force that run through all realities. There are Six beams that are guarded by twelves guardians, with a single lost guardian at the top.

If the Tower falls, then reality recedes like a scroll, ending instantaneously all of existence.

May only be entered by one carring a sigil of Arthur Eld.



See the World Tree, Yggdrasil, Axis Mundi.

Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.

by Tobias February 10, 2005

7 in the dark

a girl who is rated a 7 on a scale of 1 to 10, but only in the dark... in the light she is actually looks like a fucking dragon

How'd she look on a scale of 1 to 10?

She was a 7 in the dark
In real life she's a fucking dragon

by Aijohn33secenty June 16, 2009

Zero dark thirty

A humorous way to declare an unknown time in the wee hours of the morning. Especially used by military personnel to describe an unwanted time to be awake or awaken. Usually pronounced "oh" dark thirty.

"What time is morning formation?"

"Have no clue, oh dark thirty I imagine!"

Sgt. Hanson always has us up at zero dark thirty for our morning runs!

by echoseven75 November 29, 2013

Going Dark

To remove ones self from all social media outlets and otherwise make oneself unavailable for contacting. Typically done in order to be more productive.

John told me he's going dark because he has a paper due tomorrow.

by mtantalek December 1, 2010

alone in the dark

possibly the worst movie ever made. the creation of uwe boll, possible the worst director ever.

alone in the dark sucks my ass.

by deliman April 10, 2005