noun: A creature with an asian man haircut, chinstrap mustache, who shows up at random parties as a human, eventually gets so hammered that all he wants to do is get into a robe, thus establishing himself as "Dans Hefner", and eventually becomes an ape who's only mission is to leave his surroundings in ruins.
verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
"Dans your drink right now!"
"Just Dans."
"Does anybody know where Dans is?"
"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
"Just Dans."
"Does anybody know where Dans is?"
"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
by Dans Hefner April 7, 2009
Get the Dansmug. Dan is usually quite an honest guy who cares about those close to him. It would be best not to annoy him because he could take anyone in a fight. To start with he may come a cross as a douche but as you get to know him you'll see that he is actually a great guy who is just too brutally honest sometimes.
by Ironman98 June 9, 2014
Get the Danmug. A scary tall, but insanely sweet . He is is misunderstood. People think of him as a klepto and a nympho. Once you get to know him, you'll fall in love weather you like it or not.
by Macabre Monster November 2, 2010
Get the Danmug. 
A rare type of man that will care for you and be there for you through every battle. He is beautiful in every way possible, he is smart and loyal, and always truthful. A Dan can be the best thing to happen to you... SO NEVER LOSE HIM!!!! Cause if you do you will spend the rest of your life regretting letting him go.
Man, how did you manage to get your boyfriend he is the full package!
Man, how did you manage to get your boyfriend he is the full package!
by Simnonex November 22, 2021
Get the Danmug. One of the best people on earth..she is beautiful,reliable,trustworthy,funny.
If you ever meet her then don’t try to mess with her ..you may lose her .. and that’s not ok
If you ever meet her then don’t try to mess with her ..you may lose her .. and that’s not ok
Dan is the cutest girl ever.
by You don’t have to know me November 23, 2021
Get the Danmug.