Danish Cake

The act of cumming inside a girl's anus. She is then required to take a shit on a glass dish. The result should be a rich brown pastry with creamy white swirls. (The powdered sugar is optional).

She wanted beakfast in bed. So I gave her a danish cake.

by Andy&Will October 17, 2008

Danish Wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 11, 2008

danish

the biggest damarh factory ever......

also known as danthore :P a guy who is used by cdgk

yesterday danish was being used by the government very effectively

by dAMAr's faTHer June 16, 2011

Danish Starfish

When a man sticks his fist up a woman's anus, and then procedes to spread his fingers.

I gave her a Danish Starfish the other night!

by BeuhBeuhBeuh August 7, 2009

danish sack

a scrotum that has not been washed in 3 weeks and 7 seconds

Bill Cosby has a danish sack.

by devondra January 17, 2009

douche danish

Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.

Tish is such a douche danish.

by megabucks January 12, 2014

Danish Lipstick

Whilst giving head the woman inserts her pinky into the mans asshole covering it with shit, she proceeds to remove her finger smearing all over the mans penis and her lips before proceeding to continue with the blowjob

Josh: Oh man I just had the kinkiest shit happen

Alec: why wtf happened

Josh: some midget just tried the Danish Lipstick in me it was whack

by Frxnch January 14, 2021