dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
by Davey Fakename August 17, 2023
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Oh Curds

An interjection that expresses emotions of shock, surprise, and disturbance.
"Oh curds, this isn't going to be good..."
by TheRedPawn November 22, 2024
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curde

curse, as in "curse you", stems from a typo of curse.
Curde you.
by it wath ich August 26, 2020
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Hot Curd

A glass bottom boat augmented with a chilled quart of cottage cheese.
Janice wasn't impressed with my attempt at a glass bottom boat - so I upped the ante with a steaming Hot Curd.
by Narpets September 07, 2015
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Error Curd

To crap one's pants on accident (see: shart) whether from a strong emotion or from second guessing how long one can wait until using the bathroom.
Todd tried to sneak away to the bathroom, but after laughing so hard everyone could smell his error curd.
by Blancblanquisimo February 08, 2022
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