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crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards
Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM
by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016
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Crushed Dragon Fang

A highly addictive drug similar to cocaine but is rainbow color and makes you "See Shit"
Joe and Zeb were tripping BALLS off that crushed dragon fang!!!!!
by (。◕‿‿◕。) December 27, 2016
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nut cruster

selena is a big nut cruster, only one that you enjoy.
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Cruster

Anyone over the age of 60. Old person.
That cruster was driving so damn slow.
by Ty-chan September 25, 2009
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Cruster

Some who eats the crust of the pizza first.
Ew! She's eating the crust first, WHAT A CRUSTER!
by NY1515 July 27, 2018
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crushed ice

crushed ice is ice that has been crushed into many many pieces , crushing things ends up being like so and should be remembered and crushing thing is important as the word cRUSHED is very important especially when it is in the present tense.
i like crushed ice alot and i cant stop if i tried to
by JonathenRodriguez December 5, 2019
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Crushed

The ultimate thingamajig, the mastah of Metal Gear disaster, the PWNER of ff7
Man, ff7 just got ULTRAPWNED by Crushed! So did Saint and Ruari! Those uber-fags!
by Crushed October 10, 2004
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