Crockimifinication

The process of spouting nonsense. Crock- To spout nonsense

"hey friend"
"Crockimifinication"
"what"
"Exactly."

by FluxDefines April 24, 2022

Croaky Croaky Croaky

A term used to describe oneself when feeling a specific "croaky" kind of sick

Person 1: I been feelin a bit sick lately
Person 2: Oh? What kind of sick?
Person 1: Croaky Croaky Croaky (sigh)

by gloplord August 22, 2023

kara-croaker

1.) A person who insists on singing karaoke, even though they are unaware that they are tone-deaf, off-key or just otherwise bad.

2.) A karaoke singer who chooses a very good song, and then proceeds to murder it beyond recognition.

3.) A karaoke singer who picks a song that gains many a groan from the audience.

"Why does Shayla always insist on droning her way through 'The Rose'? What a kara-croaker."

"The rotation has more kara-croakers than singers tonight."

by jws1272 November 25, 2011

betty crocker shit

When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.

Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.

by erudyne March 21, 2016

wavey crockett

Wavey Crockett is the term create by the wave god Charlie Wingate also known as Max b. Wavey Crockett is to be shown and or known as being cool, awesome and nonchalant.

Peep son over there. He looking like the wavey Crockett out in these streets.

by Supremexbape March 14, 2017

chris crocker

Gay teenage video blogger from Tennessee. Famous for his "Leave Britney Alone" video on Myspace and YouTube. Since the video, he has been seen on shows like TRL, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Maury, and FOX News. There are rumors that he's getting his own TV show soon.

Chris Crocker thinks his video blogs are so profound, but they're unoriginal and superficial and if you disagree with him he'll call you a homophobe.

by Rachel Van Doll October 3, 2007

Davey Crocket

When you are performing cunnilungus on a gal and while inserting your finger into her asshole, you shockingly connect with a turd, poking it back from which it came. The act resembles Davey Crocket tamping a musket ball down his musket barrel.

Also known as the Musketeer.

I performed the Davey Crocket on that girl's asshole, poked a little turd back up the tunnel.

by Crocketman July 18, 2012