the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge
by It's Yo brotha July 16, 2015
Get the Cold crotchmug. The young child of a Karen and/or Kyle. They are often very rowdy and annoying, while their parents do nothing about them.
by Just Another Human Person January 9, 2022
Get the Crotch Gremlinmug. Something that is really hot, it can be applied to anything that is hot (ie, food, the weather, a girl, etc.). It can also be used as an independent curse word.
1) Me: Holy S***, this burrito is as fiery hot as Satan's Crotch.
2) Friend: It's hotter than Satan's Crotch out here.
3) Friend: Wow...that chick is as flaming hot as Satan's Crotch.
4) *Me stubbing my toe* SATAN'S UNHOLY, FLAMING CROTCH THAT HURT!
2) Friend: It's hotter than Satan's Crotch out here.
3) Friend: Wow...that chick is as flaming hot as Satan's Crotch.
4) *Me stubbing my toe* SATAN'S UNHOLY, FLAMING CROTCH THAT HURT!
by Jimbob Shankfest March 26, 2009
Get the Satan's Crotchmug. A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package
by helloworld1345 February 18, 2010
Get the Crotch stuffermug. When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
Get the Crotch snifflemug. When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
Get the Crotch snifflemug. A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019
Get the Crotch Goblinmug.