Croatian Bread 

Horrible bread that appears 60% of times in everytime in every single croatian bakery.
Can be used when comparing things.

Davor, I'd rather eat shit than croatian bread.

Croatian Bread by TheAinsley27 December 16, 2017

croatian cunt

A croatian cunt is the cunt from croatia

''So we're meeting this croatian cunt''
''Wow fam that's how a porno starts''

croatian cunt by elpatroncolombiasno May 1, 2018

croatiandolan 

Croatiandolan is a amazing fan-page for American's popular teenage boys Grayson and Ethan Dolan known as The Dolan twins!
The owner of the page is amazing, nice, caring, beautiful and much more!
She is in Ethan's lane and let's hope that Ethan Dolan notice her one day!

xx:hey do you know a really good fanpage for the dolan twins?
me:of course!Croatiandolan

croatiandolan by dairy.ethan September 29, 2019

Croatiandolan 

Croatiandolan is a fan-page for two American teenage YouTubers Ethan and Grayson Dolan known as The Dolan twins.
She is amazing and beautiful!
She is also in Ethan's lane, we are hoping that Ethan Dolan is gonna notice her one day!

xx:hey, what's your favourite fan-page?
me:croatiandolan;-)

Croatiandolan by dairy.ethan September 29, 2019

croatian new yorker 

a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.

this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up

croatian new yorker by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 2, 2021

Croatian flappy fap

When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.

"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."

Croatian flappy fap by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022

Croatian Candle Holder 

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.

She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.

Croatian Candle Holder by FerdiT February 6, 2024