crippling memeaholic

The problem of having a crippling meme adiction and not being able to control it

He was a good kid, but then he became a crippling memeaholic

by Captainsmd October 9, 2018

cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

by dennyg March 21, 2020

Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.

"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"

by Pac haters May 4, 2022

Triple Cripple

A 3s team in World of Warcraft where the entire purpose is to annoy the enemy team by focusing on movement impairing affects.

Oh no, it's that triple cripple team again. Last game with these guys lasted 15 minutes.

by Vaanx May 5, 2021

crippling progression

It's when you succeed so much that you lose the ability to walk and use all other motor functions.

Why is Kyle just laying on the floor, he's been there for like a week. He has crippling progression from all of his TikTok clout

by Barry Mcawkinner February 1, 2020

cripple plate

A license plate which indicates that a vehicle is being operated by a cripple or is used for cripple transport. Most license plates will display the standard wheelchair symbol or the abbreviation 'DP' for disabled person.

"We're barely moving! The guy in front of me is driving like an idiot," said Jim.
"Well, you should've noticed the cripple plates on his car before you got behind him," responded his wife.

by MateoXDelgado February 4, 2014

Cripple Carl

A crippled person who is extremely ripped and tough

Mary: Jim has really big arms and sweet abs!!
Joe: I know and he's cripple he is a total Cripple Carl!!

by SchwiftySardonyx April 17, 2017