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Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries
by daltonjfk November 27, 2019
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Cries

EngKlewFoang cries when he was caught of his wrong doing.
by FattyHawFong July 25, 2021
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Cris

An argenrinian sexy piece of ass, which always puts his friends before him and women in front of him. He is a very kind and generous loving individual who gives money to charity.
"Wow, look its superman, wait, my bad its cris"
by Juicypotato 969696 November 22, 2021
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Cris

Cris is a very handsome and polite man. He will treat you with respect and will not let no one disrespect him. He is very smart, and has very high goals in life
I wonder where Cris is right now?
by MoneyDawg November 23, 2021
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Cris

A word that describes a man's uncontrollable boner that compliments his fetish for Cheese filled socks
"Mate, that man's got a cris-he'a drooling"
by Crishater January 13, 2017
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Cris

Hot as is good at all sports and joyful
Man cris your looking fire today
by Cris moetu November 22, 2021
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Cris

A sarcastic piece of shit yet a cool and chill guy. They can be derpy and memey, but you will still love them as a friend. They also have a frog face and kin mineta from bnha
Girl : did you hear what cris was up too?

Person : being himself again?

Girl : no, he made me laugh!
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhay December 7, 2019
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