Crib Bumper

Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.

"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."

by sinna lol April 21, 2021

green crib

when someone’s house is open for people to come over, or meaning the parents aren’t home so people are welcome to come over

“green crib @ 6”

by user18383626 August 24, 2022

crib rat

a person that likes to stay at the crib

Alexis: Down to hangout?
Damian: Nah ima be a crib rat.

by Baljeettt May 23, 2022

crib rat

a person likes to stay at the crib

Alexis: Down to hangout?
Damian: Nah ima be a crib rat.

by Baljeettt May 23, 2022

cyber crib

Your standing Zoom room.

1. Office hours will be held in Adam's cyber crib, Wednesday 3-4 pm.
2. Out of an abundance of caution, our Passover family seder will once again be held virtually. I will send the link for my cyber crib a few days ahead of the holiday.

by KittyinQueens January 30, 2022

Crib rot

The smell of a baby that has been in its crib for too long without being bathed.

Omg when was the last time that baby has been bathed, it smells like crib rot.

by douche-bag 00892 February 7, 2010

crib dick

when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.

steve has crib dick.

by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008