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cream pie surprise

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for
Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!
by Little Gords March 15, 2007
mugGet the cream pie surprisemug.

Alabama Cream Pie

when a guy is getting dry humped or rubbed on in any way whether little or big and pre-cums his drawers and then sits down afterwards from embarassment and then obtains the feeling of sitting in a wet diaper. now understand that if you have no extra underwear to change into and decide to actually sit and let your sap dry up it eventually turns into an alabama key lime pie.
by WHORALDO May 5, 2010
mugGet the Alabama Cream Piemug.

Eskimo-Cream-pie

Is when you ejaculate into a woman's vagina then another girl snorts it back out
Thet girl lacquada gave latifa a real Eskimo-Cream-Pie last night it was hot
by Eskimo Blizard August 25, 2011
mugGet the Eskimo-Cream-piemug.

anal cream pie

What happens after harcore anal sex. If you a heterosexual the manjaculation will drip from the anus into the pussssssy. If you are a Dudley or a Wixon the manjaculation will drip onto the balls causing a creampie affect.
Dudley and Wixson had some delicious anal cream pie today, so they say.
mugGet the anal cream piemug.

Boston Cream Pie

A blowjob consisting of a penis covered in Nutella or other chocolate spreading and the "cream" is the cum.
I covered my dick in chocolate and I gave her a Boston cream pie.
by Mr.wRight May 28, 2014
mugGet the Boston Cream Piemug.

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When two Latino and one Caucasian have a threesome
Having a oatmeal Cream pie is when a white person and there two Latino gri have a threesome
by Kellz72 August 27, 2022
mugGet the Oatmeal Cream Piemug.

Pumpkin cream pie

When u carve two holes in a pumpkin and try and touch dicks in the middle and see who can cream first then pull that shit out and make a pumpkin pie using your grandmas recipe then serve it to your family at thanksgiving dinner with love !!! Gobble gobble
Damn I Sure hope Jake invites me to Thanksgiving dinner I heard him and Nathan made a Pumpkin cream pie last night!!!! Boy was Zack pissed
by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019
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