cranberry douche

a liquid concoction made of the acidic juice of cranberrys, mixed with vinegar and rock salt, that when loaded into a high pressure squirt bottle and fired into the enflamed vagina provides temporary relief and mild cleansing of said area

"melissa emptied every fruit market in town to mix up her cranberry douche, she went through 60 gallons of wine vinegar too, that bitchs dirty cunt must be on fire"

by metro anthony November 3, 2005

chander

chaun-dehr

An "omni-word" that is can be used to describe any object or person. Also most commonly used as an explicative (or verb).

Began in Northwestern University in December of 2009, its use continues to propagate through college campuses throughout the country.

"O chander, whats up?"

(Man steps in dog shit) "CHANDER! I just ruined my brand new fucking shoes!"

by chanderlover May 13, 2010

cranberry

A mixture of blueberry weed and purple haze. This is both a powerful and delicious blend. A favorite of rapper Young Jeezy.

"Frutopia, smoke blueberry. Mix it with that purp, call it cranberry." -Young Jeezy, 'J.E.E.Z.Y'

by therillest410 December 13, 2008

cranger

1. The unusual state of being both cranky and angry simultaneously.
2. Cranberry angry

After watching Spy Kids, he was filled with cranger.

by Whitey June 7, 2003

CRAFTY CRANBERRY

Crafty Cranberry is a cocktail that was invented on the Mayercraft Carrier 2. This light, refreshing cocktail will make your tastebuds jump to life!

Served in a highball glass over ice:
2 oz. HYPNOTIC
2-4 oz. Crown Royal
Top with cranberry juice and a lime wedge.

"I don't feel like having a strong drink right now. Does anyone have a cocktail recipe that is light, and refreshing?"

While enjoying the evening with friends or loved ones, mix a few Crafty Cranberry cocktails. They will be the hit of any party!

by mayercrafter July 26, 2009

cranker

n; a scientifically proven disease where one likes to excessively stroke his member while watching pornographic material

Dr. Cuntingham: "look at that cranker, beating his dick like it owes him $5!"
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank

by testyclees, creampie, the hamburger December 6, 2004

Cranberry Oceanspray

When a guy eats out a bloody vagina and then spits the blood back out through his two front teeth into the girls mouth. Like a fountain!

Putz loves the feeling of blood rushing through his teeth as he squirts it into his lover's mouth.

by Bushman May 13, 2004