Cow

1. A cow is a weird fucking animal that we eat and has fucked up spots.
2. Someone so fat they can't move.

1. Let's eat a cow for dinner tonight!
2. You are such a fucking cow!

by KevinP June 13, 2012

cow

It is a cow

Please spell cow

by faintllama March 29, 2015

Cow

being an idiot

Justin you are a cow.

by puppylover17 December 6, 2015

cow

some one who acts like they have big brains when really they dont and know nothing about what they are saying.

bruh i cant stand cows, they smell bad and dont know anything

by gatfrat June 22, 2018

Cow

A raw burger.

- Look at that cow mom!
- It's now a cow honey it's a fucking raw burger!

by J3suz April 1, 2020

cow

Crippled Old Woman - mostly used in primary schools, and considered a big insult.

Did you hear? Chris is a right COW *giggles*

by xxMissiixx January 21, 2007

Cow

The webmaster without a site...(WTF?)

A general flirt and womanizer.

A visionary with no one to pass his vision along to because no one wants to think enough to understand.

Cow....Yeah he's very confusing.

Cow!?!?!?!He is such a perv!!!! But he is sweet...

Stop trying to prove me wrong Cow! Your making me look stupid!
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actual quotes of random people I know

by Cow December 21, 2004