Costcoed

to buy in bulk at great per unit savings, typically in the excitement of the moment, but lose money later by not using all of the purchased product.

Buying 10 pounds of bananas on sale but losing 3 pounds to spoilage; "You got Costcoed!"

by Steve Ondich May 3, 2008

Costco lady

She appears out of nowhere in the middle of places such as Target. She loves Costco.

The Costco Lady hates Costco.

Me: I hate Costco.
Costco Lady: I'm the Costco lady, and I LOVE Costco!
Jason: It's the only place where you can get cheap vodka!
Costco Lady: Stupid alcoholic kids...
Us: Stupid Costco lady!

by Lissykw December 22, 2008

Costco Fuck

Fucked in bulk;When your fucked in one more way then one.

Chris:Dude!schools such a drag.I have my report due tomorrow and my parents found out about me dictching p.e. It Sucks!

Aiden:Ouch.Your so costco fucked.

by rawr4tehdinos March 26, 2009

costqualimeter

A highfalutin term to describe the ratio of cost-to-quality of food that a restaurant provides.

The costqualimeter of that sushi place sucked. The maguro was eight bucks a pair, and tasted like they dredged it from the bowls of a tidepool.

by B-diddy July 5, 2004

Costco-dependent

You are too cheap to get your own Costco card but you attach yourself at the cart with a friend who does and you can get the benefits of the Costco buying discounts.

Hey Sally, I am feeling very Costco-dependent today, are you going by chance? I need to get that huge package of toilet paper. I'll buy you a hotdog?

by beeknee September 1, 2011

COSTCO

SAMPLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YASSSSSSSSSSSS Q
KWEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSASAAAAAAAAA

You go

You get samples
You are happy for life (because Costco is life)

by QueenKangaroo July 19, 2019

cost on mac

it means kosomk in the siri language. you can use it to curse someone when you want to disagree or when you just simply want to curse this person for no particular reason. it’s like fuck you in english.

ahmed: enta 3ayel khawal ya sayed

sayed: tb cost on mac ya ahmed

by saintadel January 23, 2020