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Cornilious

The "cornilious" is most often used as a break up tactic when a couple is having sex and the male poops in his hand quietly and then throws it in his girlfriends face and rubs it in.
Greg just pulled a cornilious on his girlfriend now hes single again.
by Brownstien 3000 September 10, 2008
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Universal Consciousness

That with which homo sapiens will be reunited via what has commenced as the internet. Universal Consciousness, by definition, has no corporeal aspect other than that which it enjoys having been imbued into intelligent, i.e.consious, organisms -- one of which is homo sapiens. Other, perhaps superior, examples include marine mammals, especially porpoises and dolphins with high brain mass / convolution depth and frequency to body mass ratio. But how,for now anyway, can we speak for them? We can't. So, back to the "big uplink"....

Allow me to abbreviate Universal Consciousness... god. OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly, an understatement, interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.

In reality, it is simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.

So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.

Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god through that which has started out as digital technology. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth -- from both points of view -- through death -- from a virtually infinite number of points of view -- is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god -- ready for this? -- GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh?

Anybody have an explanation more intuitively satisfying? What else could we be doing here? Let's here it...
God cannot feel... that is why we are here... and that is what we, as a species, have to report back. Corporeal to pure intelligence... it starts with the 'net. Eventually it's all back to Clear Light.
by Littleflower November 15, 2004
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cornelious rico's red eyed rascals

COUNTERPART TO BUCK BRONSONS BROWN EYED SLIDER

1. when you quickly shoot out a bunch of skiunny little guys out of your butthole and they are all floating around like chicken with their heads cut off and while you did so, water splashed all upon your ass.
2. in accompaniment to this, if you say a red eyed "bomb" this meand you kickstarted it with a fart.
3. also, when you say "with a cup of tea" thios means you peed after u lewt all the rascals out.
4. if it is a "no wiper" meaning it came out so fast that you only wipe 1-3 times, then you say it was "on a slippery slope"
5. when you are in a public restorrm and the floor has piss all over it and you dont line the seat or take your pants off and hang them on the hook this is called "living dangerously".
6. however when you do take your pants off, this is called, "doing the no pants dance"
7. lastly, when you and your poop buddy have to poop, you say "we have to have a meeting".
1. so, what was is, buck, nay, cornelious rico's red eyed rascals!
2. who did u have a meeting with? buck bronsons brown eyed bomb.
3. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea"
4. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea, on a slippery slope"
5. so how many lays of toilet paper did u put down? and was there piss on the floor?
ya, but i was living dangerously...
6. there was a shit load of piss on the floor, so i had to do the no pants dance.
7. ive been holding this thing in all day, we have to go have a meeting soon.
by The G0dfather November 6, 2007
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consciously uncoupled

Getting divorced or separating from a partner.
Gwyenth & Chris have "consciously uncoupled".
by Jazz80 April 25, 2014
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conscious-etarian

Someone who chooses to be conscious of the food that they eat, does not define a diet solely on one modality of eating. A person who chooses quality or source, in most instance local, organic, non-GMO, or wild food preferences. Redefined omnivore, with dietary stipulations.
I don't consider myself a vegan, though I eat primarily a plant-based diet, I prefer to be considered a conscious-etarian, because I eat dairy, meat, and eggs upon knowing where it comes from.
by Wildcraft August 14, 2017
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consciously unsettling

The opposite to settling down, bringing

spontaneity and freedom into your life
"Why don't you have a partner?"

"I'm consciously unsettling down"
by strawbvaml January 15, 2022
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Consciously unsettled

Enjoying life as a single person, and not looking for a partner.
"Why dont you have a partner?"

"Because I am consciously unsettled"
by Miss Dublin January 17, 2022
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