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cornatious 

n.

someone or something that is outrageously lame and/or corny.
Mario Lopez says the wackest things ever. He is so cornatious.
cornatious by Mariel Antonio June 3, 2008

cornilingus 

Frenzied licking of corn-on-the-cob to remove excess butter before it drips on the table.
Cornilingus time! That cob looks like it's about to drip.
cornilingus by SPQR March 4, 2009

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall 

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.
"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

The Cornelius 

A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.
Dude! look he's wasted, he's doing "The Cornelius"!.

Or..

Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!
The Cornelius by DaLegend52 March 20, 2011

Wolf Cornelius 

In every way a perfect Man. A loving and sexy beast. Everyone is afraid of, except for the girls. That my friend, is Wolf Cornelius
" Aw man, my girl is cheating on me!"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"

Warm Cornelius

Similar to a Hot Carl a Warm Cornelius is when one shoots diarrhea into the mouth of their partner, or mate, and duct tapes their mouth shut.
1. My horny girlfriend was given a warm Cornelius nightly.

2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius