Contrainception

Protection worn to defend yourself from the unwanted side-effects of being mindfucked, including STMIs (Sexually Transmitted Mental Illnesses) and thought-pregnancy.

-Hey man, I'm about to go learn about quantum theory.
-Well, don't forget to use contrainception!

by NOP724 May 5, 2011

Constanta

Birthplace of the group of people called "emolai". Constanta is one of the most dangerous cities in Romania, After Craiova, the city being situated on the coast of the Black Sea. Don't go there.

"God i just saw an emolau, they're probably from constanta.."

by vemuc September 7, 2021

Constance

A girl that really likes anime boys particularly riener , she also tends to be hella fast

¿That girl is basically constance, she's so fast.

by Unregistered__ November 22, 2021

constantinescu

The surname of the biggest bigmen out there.

Did you see that constantinescu, he's so big.

by fax69420imstraight March 7, 2022

Constant Spinner

A simp who spends his days fantasising about his ex that he still can not get over with. He doesn't know why he gets dumped...
Maybe instead of worrying about his pathetic love life, he should focus on something else ?

Constant Spinner the simp.

by Ro_oe December 12, 2022

Wadsworth Constant (Xi)

The Wadsworth constant (Xi) states that the relevant or interesting part of any video will start at the 30% mark

Wadsworth Constant (Xi):

On Youtube, adding "&wadsworth=1" to the end of the URL of the video will skip you to 30% into the video.

by nigerianprince12 October 15, 2011

Dvorak Constant

A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?

Trumps Dvorak Constant is almost immeasurable! His DC is reaching absurd levels of stupidity!

by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2018