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competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.
by cteno4 April 26, 2015
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Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023
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micturition competition

A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.
"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."
by BandageMan September 8, 2022
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Competitive

A city doesn't have to be competitive any more than a person has to be competitive.
How can anybody like a city, person, or company that is uber competitive?
by Solid Mantis December 7, 2020
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Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
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Competitive Cucking

The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.
"My wife and I started competitive cucking, I overcucked her last night!"
by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018
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