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Vag clap competition

Originated in Brisbane, Australia.

When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.

Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.

Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.

Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.

Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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Bruning compact disks can be fun. Either way that you take it.
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Overly competitive with things that don't matter, and people really don’t care about.
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jerry-"want to play competitive?"
mike-(*slaps jerry in face*)
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The sexual act of taking multiple things in the ass.
Steve was garbage compacting with Chris.
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