Moral compass

A navigation tool that can get somebody through a pandemic.

If her moral compass didn't point to "I win, they lose, I'm awesome!" (something like North), she didn't get the compass, nothing made sense, and somebody had to take control of the compass until it told her "I win, they lose. I'm awesome!" again (at which point everything would make sense again).

by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022

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Compasser

Compasser is another way of saying yes

“Hey I heard you liked that one girl with long hair.” Compasser I do.

by sunnylikesmuwah January 8, 2022

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The inner compass

Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.

“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.

by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022

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Compass Fingers

When someone's fingers are extremely crooked. Typically pointing in a strange direction like a compass. (I would personally say that because it's like an arrow pointing to the last bit of treasure you can't find)

"Yeesh, they have a serious case of Compass Fingers!"

"Ayo, your fingers pointing in like five different directions! Your compass must be broken!"

by Hirashimi ♀️ March 5, 2021

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