Colton

A fat blonde man that is just plain rude and stupid, not a good guy to be with.

Colton is in 10th grade and still can't figure out 4x1.

by Kawaii Chan 28 October 18, 2019

Colton

A typical school shooter, always sits in the back of the room and doesn't talk.

"Hey you see colton"
*turns around*

by fagooooooooooot May 25, 2018

Colton

An absolute fuckboy, can be seen walking around in sweatpants often. Is meme-trash and talks whenever they want.

Person 1: Look! I bet his name is Colton!

by kimhui May 22, 2018

Colton

A very gay kid

Colton is gay

by Gabe Fleming April 29, 2019

Colton

Sucks on his doughnuts every morning, and he says he likes it

Colton Sucks doughnuts everybody

by Rhy12345678901234567890 October 31, 2017

Colton

A greasy rat whom is really rude and he’s selfish and a f****boy he also will try to roast you back with your own roast.

Izzy - ok mr. Colton madurka

Colton and Owen - no one calls me that

Jake - her mr. Madurka what’s up?

by Jermmiaiscool May 31, 2018

Colton

A dumb shit who doesn’t know when it’s the right time to fight. Also he only wants girls who are way out of his league. And when I mean way I’m mean like waaayyy our.

“Hi Col” “It’s pronounced COLTON!!!” (Colton goes super anime)

by Squid Kid [twtx] May 22, 2019