Colton

A typical school shooter, always sits in the back of the room and doesn't talk.

"Hey you see colton"
*turns around*

by fagooooooooooot April 11, 2018

Colton

Is Gay

Colton-“hey guys how’s it going?!”
Literally everyone-“shut the fuck up colton”

by Fuckeryduckerydock March 02, 2020

Colton

An absolute fuckboy, can be seen walking around in sweatpants often. Is meme-trash and talks whenever they want.

Person 1: Look! I bet his name is Colton!

by kimhui April 06, 2018

Colton

A greasy rat whom is really rude and he’s selfish and a f****boy he also will try to roast you back with your own roast.

Izzy - ok mr. Colton madurka

Colton and Owen - no one calls me that

Jake - her mr. Madurka what’s up?

by Jermmiaiscool April 29, 2018

Colton

Annoying Stupid ugly and mostly fat he will make your life hell.

Colton just ate all my food!

by UrbenDicktionaryOfflcial October 10, 2020

Colton

A dumb shit who doesn’t know when it’s the right time to fight. Also he only wants girls who are way out of his league. And when I mean way I’m mean like waaayyy our.

“Hi Col” “It’s pronounced COLTON!!!” (Colton goes super anime)

by Squid Kid [twtx] May 23, 2019

Colton

A very gay kid

Colton is gay

by Gabe Fleming April 30, 2019