coinslot

One of few euphemism for cunt despite being one syllable longer and possibly more offensive as it implies that women will only sexually obey men who give them money.

Mark: "Say, why aren't you with Jennifer?"
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

counts

an amoeba like person whom attend a school in the middle of gayness Florida.rides bicycles and enjoys energy drinks but not as much as 'batin

you see what you think is a chubby female pedophile its probably just a counts

by thebeartarp August 11, 2010

Coinsensus

The two-sided body of American opinion in a polarized society. Pronounced coin-sensus.

In the absence of true consensus, the best we can do is coinsensus.

by A.T. Fortes October 27, 2009

Coinstacker

The worst person of all kind. It is known as the most derogatory term in all of American culture.

Do you see that guy stacking coins of there? He is such a coinstacker, god I wish he would lynch himself

by randomGeezer123 October 14, 2016

coinsuasion

The ability to persuade others to follow your commands at the cost of some pocket change.

I used the power of coinsuasion; I gave the cop a nickel and he ignored the parking violation.

by Zeus_4365 July 26, 2017

Coinslotted

When an animal, usually a dog, surprises you by unexpectedly sticking their tongue in your mouth. It usually happens so fast that it's over before you realize what just happened.

Eww, the dog just coinslotted me after licking his butt!!!"

by Sameolscot April 10, 2022

coinsequences

coinsidences with consequences

Running into her and then you were total coinsequences. You cannot fathom the coinsequences.

by Cory & Marie Pollard March 4, 2008