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Coffee

"Yo I don't drink coffee, but I'll definitely have some if its poured, by those ebony honies over there! It'll definitely keep me woke & ready all damn night!"
by atm TJ July 30, 2019
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for-coffee

"for-coffee", is a pefect replacement fot fuck off, just say it quickly and it can be a quite harmless way of telling someone to fuck off. and if you use it wisely it can be very effective. e.g.:
"mum why did you use the last of the milk"?
"FOR-COFFEE"!
by jack senior (take that thornley) September 11, 2005
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Coffee

Every college students necessity. The addictive drug that makes you stay alert when there is no earthly reason you should still be awake. It achieves this by tricking the brain into thinking that you have had a good night's sleep. Many generations have used this drug to get through exams, tests, and boring meetings.
John: What time did you go to sleep last night? You looking glowing.
Sally: Man, I didn't. I just took coffee.
John: Whoa, dude!
by Tonovo October 22, 2012
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Coffee

A drink made from coffee beans and water that can be highly addictive. Used to help you stay awake for anything from studying to playing your Xbox till the early hours of the morning. Also used to wake you up when you are extremely tired from doing stuff like that.
"I'm so tired, I got no sleep last night."
"Here, have some coffee to get you going."
by Sqyd April 27, 2014
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Coffee

A beacon of light and hope for tired college students all around the world; from the early riser to the all-nighter.
I need my morning coffee!
I need coffee to stay awake to write this paper!
by photogopher March 24, 2012
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coffeeness

The state or degree of coffeeish qualities.
The coffeeness of Kara's shop was almost tangible.
by Zhou November 13, 2004
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Coffee

The nectar of the gods. Sacred in its ability to awaken and revive the senses in order to stay productive at work or school. A favorite among college students, teachers, and the general population of America.

Side effects may include addiction, hyperactivity, insomnia, dehydration, stained clothes (when you were too "out of it" to notice you spilled on yourself), and increased spending at coffee shops.
Don't mess with Mama Bear until she's had at least 2 cups of coffee... She'll bite your head off.

Dude, leave the teacher alone! She's only had 1 cup of coffee today!

Gotta study. For this exam. Where's my coffee???

4 hours later: Can't sleep. Too much coffee.
by Catherine M. Dallon August 5, 2011
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