by Clunge 500 April 18, 2006
(adj); The sweaty, dirty vagina you encounter on a lady who has just been to a rather active gig. Often both parties of the encounter are too fucked off their faces to care about the obvious hygiene implications involved.
Hairdresser: Have you had a good weekend, sir?
Customer: Why yes, I tell you, I went to a gig and got some proper Grunge Clunge. Scrubbed for hours when I got home. When I close my eyes, I can still smell it. I swear, you could almost see the stink-lines. But oh well, a clunge is a clunge.
Hairdresser: Oh, sir, you do have the most OUTRAGEOUS stories. Now, how long would you like your dreadhawk?
Customer: Why yes, I tell you, I went to a gig and got some proper Grunge Clunge. Scrubbed for hours when I got home. When I close my eyes, I can still smell it. I swear, you could almost see the stink-lines. But oh well, a clunge is a clunge.
Hairdresser: Oh, sir, you do have the most OUTRAGEOUS stories. Now, how long would you like your dreadhawk?
by PublicJoe December 19, 2010
the term used to describe a male who has just eaten out a female and has forgotten to wipe his mouth clean
by idonotcare123 May 16, 2009
by tashuhhx March 01, 2011
A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.
by Bossman1234 July 19, 2011
by Flower68 January 01, 2019
When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.
Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"
by QueefyBat July 04, 2013