cigarette

1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out.

2. Something that non-smokers frequently manage to die of cancer without ever using.

3. Something for self-righteous but somewhat timid morons to declaim and campaign against without having to feel like they're going out on a limb.

4. A drug that makes you violent and cuts your IQ in half, damages your liver, frequently causes death on the roads and in homes, destroys careers, lives and families, and costs our country millions every year in lost productivity from people who are too sick to come in to work after using too much of it the night before. Oh no wait, that's beer.

Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes!

by Dave June 20, 2004

Ciara

Ciara is an amazing person. She will make you happy whenever (or even happier than before). She is a perfect motivator and is super nice. She is a 100 out of 10 and cannot be replaced in anyway. She is beautiful and smart. She may act a little dumb from time to time but you'll still love her forever. Everyone loves her and people are too afraid to ask her out. She is wonderful at everything she does and she deserves the world underneath the sun.

Milan: *is sad*
Ciara: *acknowledges your existence*
Milan: yaaay. Everything is perfect. What is sadness? Life's great.

(That's how amazing she is 💓)

by Que...TEE December 8, 2018

bubblegum cigarettes

really awsome bubblegum. comes in a package that looks like cigarettes and even wrapped in paper to make it look like a cigarette. if you blow on them, sugar "smoke" comes out and it looks like you're smoking. probably the best fucking thing ever next to big league chew.

bubblegum cigarettes are about as addicting as regular cigarettes

by MELISSAAAAA July 28, 2006

Cigar-B-Q

The manliest form of social gathering consisting of BBQ and cigars, many may try... but only few may have a real Cigar-B-Q.

"Hey, we have all this meat and cigars, lets have a Cigar-B-Q!"

by TCREAV September 6, 2011

cigarage

A garage that has been converted into a man cave. It has a tv, music and lots of chairs where people hang out to smoke cigars and drink.

Dave and his buddies are in the cigarage watching the Yankee game.

by Karin24 May 15, 2016

Ciara

A Ciara is someone who is godly. When "Ciara" is used to compare someone, it is seen as an insult to the other person because they could never relate.

You're such a Ciara.

by pwincesspeach February 25, 2019

Ciara

She really beautiful, don’t let her go if you want to have sex she’s the queen of that. She has nice ways and you can always trust her she is amazing she is Ciara

whats ur name is it Ciara cause all of em are pretty

by Maybe or not May 7, 2019