Dude, things got a little crazy last night. Me and Denise decided to experiment, I started to tittie fuck her backwards. After about 5 minutes of pleasuring her this way, she screamed to the top of her lungs, "This is the best Cincinnati Bowtie of my life!!"
by Nad Fflictar August 6, 2006
Get the Cincinnati Bowtiemug. The following morning after a nice meaty steak, the excessive anal dilation that requires the asshole to expand beyond its normal circumference to give re-birth to the juicy meat child.
This action usually accompanied by an anal hiss or growl, with slight discomfort, immediately followed by complete satisfaction, and a strong desire to nap.
This action usually accompanied by an anal hiss or growl, with slight discomfort, immediately followed by complete satisfaction, and a strong desire to nap.
As the beads of sweat ran from Sandy’s brow she let out a slight groan as the Cincinnati stretcher took hold. Her rectum groaned and spat as she splatter painted the porcelain canvas. The 30 minute agony was almost unbearable, but as the sound of the plop met her ears she was immediately submerged into a level 2 inception dream.
by Pineswood January 21, 2011
Get the Cincinnati Stretchermug. When a woman tries to drunk rape you. You stick a lit stick of dynamite in her vagina and yell "Cincinnati Switch!" and jump out of the nearest window.
by Kansas City Shuffler December 7, 2010
Get the Cincinnati Switchmug. Billie had Taco Bell for dinner, so his usual nightly titty fuck session with his girlfriend during Letterman turned into a Cincinnati slider.
by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
Get the Cincinnati slidermug. This is similar to the glorious art of a blumpkin, but in this particular case the girl is the one who is on the toilet, either pooping or urinating, preferably urinating since girls don't poop, and the man is standing up in front of her while she is sucking his cock. You may also refer to this thrilling maneuver as an "oppo-blump" since it's pretty much the opposite of a blumkin.
Listen Taylor, I dont care that you're in the bathrooom, I bought you lunch so you better give me a cincinnati blumpkin, bitch!
by Shhmee February 14, 2010
Get the Cincinnati Blumpkinmug. Have your male or female partner lay down on their back. Carefully mount their face and dip your sack (ball) into their mouth, and repeatedly hit their nose with your shaft. Now begins the warbling of the ballsack with your partners tongue. When it comes time to ejaculate, shit on their neck, and aim for the forehead and hair. While cumming try to imitate the mating call of the Cincinnati Warbler
Patrick: "I Cincinnati Warbler'd my girlfriend and she took it like a champ!"
Dave: "Fuck yeah, Steph is a goddamn warbling gladiator!"
Stefan: "What's it called when you shit in a sock and hit someone with it?"
Evan: "Oh! I did that to my girlfriend last night, I think it's a Cincinnati Warbler."
Jordan: "No, that's a Chicago Billyclub."
Evan: "Oh that's right."
Dave: "Fuck yeah, Steph is a goddamn warbling gladiator!"
Stefan: "What's it called when you shit in a sock and hit someone with it?"
Evan: "Oh! I did that to my girlfriend last night, I think it's a Cincinnati Warbler."
Jordan: "No, that's a Chicago Billyclub."
Evan: "Oh that's right."
by Handjob Susan September 19, 2013
Get the Cincinnati Warblermug. After consuming a 5-way, spontaneously wandering around the city in search of safe haven to ventilate the pressurized buildup of kidney beans, onions, spaghetti, cheese and meat sauce.
After his Cincinnati Walkabout, Gary realized that he left his pants at home and he had crossed the river.
The amber alert was canceled after Stephanie returned from her Cincinnati Walkabout.
The amber alert was canceled after Stephanie returned from her Cincinnati Walkabout.
by andrewesq August 22, 2012
Get the Cincinnati Walkaboutmug.