Chud

When a penis is exposed in a vulnerable state, while the penis may not be in direct danger, it is also not in a safe space.

A Chud is usually recognizable by the extreme mix of shame and shock on the exposed individual's face, with an attempt to cover one's self as not to feel vulnerable with their privates exposed.

Chud is not confused with a Chode, but a Chode could be in a Chud state.
David opened the bathroom door unexpectedly after Jack got out of the shower, and Jack quickly grabbed a towel to cover his Chud.
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chud

A small, fat, chubby faced person
Have you seen Julian around?

oh that massive chud? no i haven't seen him around
by slommy123 June 08, 2023
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chud

A complete pathological liar. One who sees things in their own little egotistical world. Is dependent on marijuana use. "Shady" and unreliable. One who thinks he can get every girl, and yet only gets the drunk ones. Also is under constant parental supervision.
Quit Broexaggerating you Chud.
by Ryan Nissila September 22, 2008
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chud

1: Ground up fish used to bring sharks to the surface of the water by shark hunters and scientist.

2:Also a word for period blood.
1: After we ground up six pounds of chud we saw our first hammer head.

2: My girl was on the rag and I got chud on my dick.
by Hungry Hungry Herman May 15, 2007
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chud

a person who wears pleated pants, golfs and reads The Financial Times.
boy: Why wouldn't you want to work at Nike Golf?

girl: Because I'd have to deal with all of those chuds everyday.
by rycetkb August 16, 2009
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Chud

Means hell or crap. Comes from Lawrenceburg Lingo.
What the chud is wrong with you.
What's all this chud
by Nick Weismiller May 18, 2004
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chud

a person who or the act of taking a dump and/or urinating in a place other than the toilet. Specifically for the purpose of personal pleasure or group comedic value
Dude, that chud just pissed in her shampoo bottle. That fat chick chudded all over his chest while he slept.
by Refinej June 17, 2008
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