Semi-Chub

A boner in an early stage of development. It is no longer flacid, but not quite erect yet.

Dude "Hey Ben did you see Lupitas ass during swimming today" Ben "Hell yeah, she gave me a little bit of semi-chub"

by Martin slasher07 December 17, 2011

Love Chub

The weight you gain when you become happily comfortable in a relationship.

Elvis: Ever since I started dating Alex, I've gained about 20 pounds.

Danielle: No shit, that's called love chub. Put the fork down.

by Elvis D September 22, 2013

Bermuda chub

When you pop an unexpected boner in your Bermuda swim shorts and are too far from a body of water to jump in and conceal it.

Dude, this hot chick in cutoffs and a bikini top on the Venice boardwalk totally gave me a Bermuda chub today.

by Trillbilly May 29, 2016

pop a chub

pop a chub means to have an erection or get a boner

Doran popped a chub while grindin all up on dat bitch.
Aww shit son lookin at yo bitch makes me pop a chub like none other.
Will's mom made me pop the biggest chub ever.
Jarid is well known for poppin the biggest chubs ever

by Jarid September 4, 2006

Chub Chomper

One who frequently puts his or her mouth apon many erect penis'. They are obsessed with it. Its a passion of theirs to enhale as many pork swords as possible.

That guy who just swallowed my load is a serious chub chomper. If i didn't know better, I'd think he is a homo.

by Beanbag Ballsack January 8, 2009

chub rub

the rubbing and chaffing of chubby thighs against one another during long walks or duration of activity.

chub rub from long walks or physical activity

by jackmc3913 November 22, 2009

chub squish

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.

God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.

by the chofessional March 4, 2010