Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021

Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.

I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.

by ArturKoz December 23, 2021

Trim my Christmas tree

Circumcision

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 22, 2022

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree

Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.

by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020

go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022