choad

A cross between a chimpanzee and a toad that swings from tree to tree trying to get the banana.

"Yo Justizzle, look at the choad right thurre!"

by M-A-double tizzle December 11, 2003

choad

From the French chaud. Quim, baby juice, load, jizz, paste, sperm, cum, slop, hotmix, jam (pearl or otherwise,) slime, mash, ejaculate noun, slather.

Did you see that het load of choad all over that slut's face???

by lothar mann March 8, 2005

choads

More then one Choad.

Those dudes are fucking choads

by Spaba-Monkey April 12, 2003

choad

a weanis that is as long as wide, women receive more pleasure from a choad

won't you pleasure me with your choad

by Tquizzie January 17, 2004

choad

1. A penis that is really short and wide, shaped like a tree stump.

2. Someone who is acting really dumb and like a faggot.

1. My friend George Politsopoulos pulled down his pants at the party to show everyone his choad.

2. While at the bar, Jared Deutsch was acting like choad tryin to tea bag someone.

by Jared Deutsch February 20, 2005

Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

choad

A choad is a dick, which is wider than it is long.

Peter has a sweet little choad!

by l.obermayer May 2, 2003