Chapstick

Chapstick is a slimy, disgusting thing that you put on your lips. It does absolutely nothing for your chapped-ness.

"God darn it, this Chapstick is awful. What a rip-off and a waste of money."

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chapstick

by girlygirlygirl4evaa December 27, 2017

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hum watch emma’s videos. she likes chapstick. you should know that.

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a type of lesbian who falls in the center of the femme-butch spectrum, usually slightly more femme than they are butch

see chapstick lesbian

Friend 1: She's not really a femme but she's definitely not butch.
Friend 2: Oh, she's a chapstick!

by anon1358 July 15, 2019

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Adjective. Fake, counterfeit, fraudulent, imitation, phoney, knock-off, imposter, inauthentic, not genuine

He’s such a poser. Everything about him is chapstick.

by shan onyx May 01, 2024

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Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing

I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick

by Nathaniel D February 05, 2024

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Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

by Kleinsauced Her February 28, 2007

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