Chameleon Hand Slam

First you shit and piss simultaneously on your hand and then slap the closest person to you until they go red. After you continue to up the rounds and slap them even more, eventually you become a God when you see the enemy's face flashing different colours.

HOLY FUCK, I GAVE HER THE CHAMELEON HAND SLAM AS THE ANNIVERSARY PRESENT , SHE LOVED IT!

by xLiam OSullivan September 9, 2016

chameleon eyes

A noun that describes the unique ability some men possess of being able to maintain a loving relationship with their partner whilst unknowing to the partner is cheating on them. Much the same way a chameleon can us each eye independently a man with chameleon eyes can look his wife in the eye while looking at the rack of a women passing by simultaneously.

Josh: how does arnold do it?! He sleeps with cindy his next door neighbor and he can still go home and make love to his wife like shed the only women in the world.

Clint: he's gifted my friend god has graced him with a pair of chameleon eyes

by gunny bunny September 16, 2012

chameleon tongue

When your mouth is so dry and sticky it feels as though you could shoot your tongue out and catch a fly.

Dan says to tom i had a great night last night but got a real bad case of chameleon tongue must have had one to many beers.

by Travas Hewett October 15, 2009

chameleon eyed

When someone's eyes are too far apart. This creates the look that their eyes are almost on the side of their head, just like the member of the animal kingdom, The Chameleon.

"Whoa, Check out that girl over there. She is totally Chameleon Eyed."

by N-Blo. July 16, 2007

Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist

Originating from Kazakhstan, it is the event in which you use the tail of a chameleon and shove it the fuck down your friend's throat. This is fucking awesome (fuck yeah). Fuck yeah.

Ja Morant: Hey it's me Ja Morant from that one basketball

Zacharius: Hey Ja Morant from basketballing, do you want to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with me, Ja Morant?
Ja Morant: Yeah I would love to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with you, Ja Morant here.
Chameleon: I am pumped to be doing the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with Ja Morant and Zacharius soon.

by The New Jersey Times February 1, 2023

Parma Parma Parma Chameleon Burger

A special burger served with parmesan crisp

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parma Parma Parma Chameleon Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Chameleon(continued)

continued from GuitardHero88

Only enjoy doing 45-50% of what they enjoy, or they might pick up on it really quick.

Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.

Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.

Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.

Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.

Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire

Chameleon(continued)

by Audi0sl4v3 April 10, 2010