cereal killer

Who the hell would kill cereal? The sick bastards.

That bitch murdered my Fruit Loops! He gonna die!

by ILikeCereal July 1, 2003

cereal killer

When someone eats cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Person 1: Dude buy yourself a sandwich your becoming a cereal killer

Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*

by triple anal rape January 16, 2014

girth certificate

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018

cereza

A naughty, cheeky goddess.

Some1: Did you hear what Cereza did?
Someone: Do I have to?

by ghhaaasn May 21, 2016

certifam

This is what YouTube star Ryan Taylor calls his fan base. He also regularly uses the word "certi" which is short for certified or very good.

"What's going in certifam"
"Welcome to a new video certifam"

by SimplyGog_yt_hmu April 18, 2018

Ceren

A beautiful girl with a nice booty. She‘s the most loyal person you‘ll ever meet, loves food and she‘s probably funnier than you are. Puts her loved ones ahead of herself, always. Most lovable person ever. Has a big heart, acts like she’s unemotional but she cries over little puppies and has a good pussy.

A: „oh my god, she‘s gorgeous!“
B: „she‘s such a Ceren.”

by LindaLinda71 July 29, 2018

Facebook Certifiable

The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.

Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."

Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."

by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015