Cassandra

Noun;

Prophet, seer. Cursed, so their Prophesies of doom go unheeded.

Cassandra: “We’re due for a new plague.”
World: “No way! Our medical research and medicines are too advanced.”
Covid-19: “LOL! Hold up!”
Cassandra: “.... what did I just say?”

by MrsWolf March 4, 2021

Cassandra Religion

The Totally Not Made Up Religion That You Worship Cassandra From Picos School

(Made Up By Mxwchii On Tik Tok)

Person: Hey Have You Heard Of The Cassandra Religion
Someone Else: Yes I Have Now Join It NOW

by Mxwchii May 24, 2021

CASSANDRA

A lovely lady who is pretty cool. Is known to love good deals, vacations, men, decor, and cups of booze. WARNING: WON'T STOP SHE CAN'T STOP

'Woah did you see Cassandra?', she just bought that wine glass with a coupon and then got 3 Tyler's numbers.

by NIKI G-SPOT September 19, 2021

cassandra

cassandra is swag ash ngl she don’t got no friends but still having fun

random dude that’s in love with cher: where’s cassandra i want to see her like dam she’s so cool
other person: ion know man i’m also looking for her

by c.a.s.s.a.n.d.r.a November 24, 2021

carzander

Alpha male, the superior of a group of people. Often the strongest and most liked.

The carzander of a group of people.

by Dr. Shongrei December 11, 2013

casandria

A dumbass women with no ass and barely any titties. Someone who can't function.

"There goes Casandria again fucking up"

by Crazymuthfuckair September 7, 2018

Cascader

A cascader is someone with a very particular type of poor personal hygiene. There is a population of (mostly) men who aren't aware that they need to actually clean in between their ass cheeks in the shower, thinking that soapy water simply "cascading" over their ass crack is enough to clean the area. Combine this with poor wiping, and you get swamp ass. An even worse breed of cascader exists that neglects to clean their front side as well.

It is believed that they are mostly heterosexual men and also the reason why some women hate giving head so much. Because it stank (sic).

Women can also be cascaders but it's rare. Clean yo asses people!

1.

James: Omg Tony is so hot!
Karl: Yeah but be careful, he's a cascader.
James: How do you know that?

Karl: I tried blowin' him the other day and all I could smell was stale ass wofting around to the front, and he'd JUST showered.

2.

Carla: Hey mum, does dad shart a lot? Literally every pair of Adrian's underpants has shit stains in them and it's a real hassle to wash.
Susie: No sweety. Adrian's just a cascader. I told you not to marry him, he wasn't raised right.

by Yazzinator93 September 14, 2020