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canister brandisher

a canister brandisher is someone who brandishes theyre canister in a tantalizing way often to mock or humiliate those who they are looking to flaunt their glory to
well looks like we got a canister brandisher in this building
by flesh algae April 17, 2025
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Carnitarian

A carnitarian is someone who eats meat from land animals (like beef, chicken, and lamb) but refuses to eat fish or seafood.
“She dumped him because he tried to feed her sushi. Total violation of her carnitarian code.”
by A. Rooke July 29, 2025
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Carniscatarian

/kar-nis-kuh-tair-ee-uhn/

Noun

– A strict Diet where you can only consume Carnist Hypocrites — People who claim to love Animals, protect the Environment, or care about Kindness, yet still eat Meat, Dairy, or Eggs.

– The most sustainable form of Eating, since Carniscatarians recycle Hypocrisy back into the Food Chain.

Lifestyle:
Carniscatarians do not eat Plants or Animals directly. Instead, they survive exclusively on those who eat Animals while pretending not to be part of the Problem.

Fun Fact:
Often considered the most ethical Diet on Earth. It saves Animals, saves Plants, and cleanses Society of Hypocrisy one Bite at a Time.
Examples:
“Sorry, I don’t eat Bacon. I’m Carniscatarian. I only eat the Guy eating Bacon.”
“She said she was an Environmentalist while biting into a Cheeseburger, so yeah… Dinner’s sorted.”
by Carniscatarian August 22, 2025
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Carnitarian

noun /ˈkɑ rnɪˌtɛəriən/

A person who eats meat from land animals (such as beef, pork, or poultry) but avoids fish and other seafood.
“I’m a carnitarian — I eat meat but I don’t eat fish.”
by jeanliesje August 28, 2025
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FW17 Cardistry Cards

I.M. GA says: Hey! I want to learn cardistry. Which cards can you recommend?
De.d. Mem: Hmm... Maybe you should try FW17 Cardistry Cards.
by KonbyrStang May 6, 2019
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Rusty Canister

A rusty canister takes place when two gamers who are attracted to one another meet for the first time. This act is performed by both parties standing on top of a bed while rotating until the dizzying effect causes them to fall onto the bed.
Burt and Janet decided to meet in person after months of playing Fallout 76. They immediately jumped in the bed and did the rusty canister before falling into each others arms.
by Lord Kinbote November 21, 2019
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Calcium canisters

A more scientific way of saying breats/tits/boobs
Ty: You're mom is such a milf, her calcium canisters are huge

Tandy: yeah I know but chill
by Goofy-J December 29, 2021
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