suicide card

when someone threatens to commit suicide if something doesn't go their way

usually used by pussy ass kids who can't deal with reality

billy: hey allie, im breaking up with you
allie: NO DONT DO THAT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

the suicide card

by latinojodido July 7, 2017

white card

when u buy a cheap credit card that is completely white and has a lot of money in it

buyer: yo u got the white card
dealer: yeah 200$
buyer:how much is in there
dealer: $13,560

by urmompsy July 18, 2022

card cover

A card cover is another word for condom

“Hey girl you gotta any card covers for tonight” “Yes honey always be careful of what you put in the pot”

by SnoopDogJoe September 10, 2019

House of Cards

A Netflix original series starring Kevin Spacey as a ruthless politician who always gets what he wants. He rises through the political ranks by deceiving and jacking people over at all times. He will do whatever is necessary to hold office and that maybe include murder and even using his magic cock to influence the correct people. A must see television series for people who enjoy scandalous politicians who are corrupt as hell.

Person 1: Hey, have you watched House of Cards?
Person 2: Yeah dude, that show is awesome, especially when he grudge fucked Zoey Barnes.

by Mr.winky February 3, 2017

Credit Carding

When one takes their hand and wipes it up and down one's butt crack.

"That man just passed me and credit carded me!"
"Those people are credit carding each other."

by Laughingjellycloud April 16, 2015

reverse card

Revere's anything u want

Karl: *shoots up school*
Bob: *shows reverse card*
Karl: *shoots himself*

by Emo.Starmack May 17, 2018

Credit carded

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.

Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.

by Robatedave August 22, 2008