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cankle

When the calves and ankles of a person's feet merge into a straight line with no distinction of which is which.
Fat people usually have cankles, but it can also occur with anyone.
(This is not to be confused with someone having thick ankles. If someone has thick ankles they still have a curve in their leg, but with cankles, the front view of their foot is completely straight.)
Look at that fat lady and her cankles!

My boyfriend says I have cankles.
by Rorschach_the_pwnsome June 15, 2009
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cankle

when a persons ankle is the same width as their calf muscles... that is called a cankle
te he... what a cankle
by Michelle Pond October 12, 2004
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Candlestick

An obstacle for jack
by Jurq23 March 4, 2009
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cankle kisser

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.
Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.
by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009
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Holding candles

That moment when you're with two people making out and you're alone watching them or standing next to the couple we say you're holding a candles 5candles to be exact because you're shining a light for the kissing couple. Word of advice, move away, you look like an idiot. So don't go with your sister and her boyfriend to the movies.
Going to dinner with your brother and his girlfriend and they start kissing and you're left one man you'd be holding candles
by 69bars November 11, 2012
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wrist cankle

Morbid obisity of the wrists, resembling that of a calf-ankle.
"I bought you a braclet, but forgot to take in to account your wrist cankles."
by the great pair of deuces March 9, 2012
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candles

Safe word. The desperate plea to stop after a long night of domination, getting beat like Rodney King.
Susan? Damn, bitch! Whatcha doin' with that twelve-iron? Candles! CANDLES!
by St. Clare's January 2, 2006
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