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Callum Lynch

Callum is the biggest simp known to man and is a pro feminist. He is the son of the simp god and can only be stopped by, L.M, J.C, T.P.
Callum Lynch is the son of the simp god and is being tracked down for his war crimes in Cuba.
by BigmemeboiJC March 29, 2020
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Callum Wallis

an absolute madlad who people mistake for being autistic. not trustworthy at all and is lazy asf when u ask them to do stuff for you. funny asf
your being a callum wallis
by okden April 11, 2020
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Callum wallis

A lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. He has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. Make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. He watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob
Bro, your as bent as Callum Wallis's fingers
by okden April 11, 2020
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Callum caufeild

A gay fuck that loves a girl called Rania but my best friend so loving he is the type of person u find at the back of a strip club on gta 5 watching the bouncers
Defined as a “Callum caufeild the gay boy that wanks over gta 5 security guards
by Jake binns April 13, 2020
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Callum

Callum is a small person, who generally hides their feelings for the sake of others. They hate being the center of attention and prefers to hide in the room everday to stay away from social contact. Callum is a very generous person to people who respect them.
by Gangshitty December 9, 2020
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Callum

This guy is either a quiet nerd or is an absolute dick. He's most likely gay or has anger issues. He is probably a loner or a popular guys' best friend. He's got major issues. If he is from America he's probably a nerd, if he's from the UK he's a dick-nerd, if he's from Australia, he's most likely a dick.
"Hi I'm new! What's your name?" "Callum." *leaves the school*
by georgia_potato November 14, 2021
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Callum is a whale cocked alpha male who will take yo bitch. Hide yo mom hide yo bitch, Callum takes them all (He will also take your dad)
Person 1: Callum is sexy
Person 2: Yes
by Callumissexy December 2, 2021
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