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Caillou

Something even Jesus wouldn't forgive.
I want to dropkick that abomination of a child that is called Caillou and blame it on his parents.
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022
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Caillou

It’s the worst show ever it’s called Caillou
by Rainbowboiii June 2, 2023
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Caillou

Caillou is great he is cool😎😎😎 don't mess with Caillou he is swaggg 😎😎😎😎
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Caillou-Flavored

It means bald, because Caillou is bald. If you are talking to a weeaboo/japanophile, you can say Saitama-flavored, because of the famous bald anime character, saitama from One Punch Man
person1: hey before you meet my uncle, i should let you know, he;s Caillou-flavored
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Caillou

A tortured child whose parents refuse him everything he asks for just to watch him cry and suffer psychologically, and to then give him a tiny bit of what he asked for just to calm him down and regain his trust without complying to his initial demand, feeling superior, and be able to repeat the cycle of abuse.
-This sub's bjs rock!

-Yeah, I know, he's a Caillou.
by comadot February 23, 2025
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Modern caillou

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou
Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019
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Caillou

A 4 year old devils spawn from Canada. When it doesn’t get its way, it throws a cancerous tantrum that can blow the eardrums of even deaf people. The brat even got its own T.V. Show to spread the cancer that he is unto innocent children and depressed single mothers. Thankfully PBS canceled the shit hole of a show saving MILLIONS of innocent lives. This may be proof that god actually exists.
Doctor: we just got the diagnosis in, you have a tumor in your brain. When did you start getting your first symptoms?
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.
by BodiButter September 18, 2023
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