cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.
Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.
by Dyingfetus September 16, 2009
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cactus budding

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.
Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."
by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017
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cactus intercourse

when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.
person 1: Ahh my balls are so itchy
person 2: heres a pencil have some cactus intercourse
by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 23, 2016
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Cactus Bang

Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.
We called your brains out last night! I love a true Cactus Bang.
by Jingo99 March 18, 2013
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Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry
Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative
by Bouy Stantefeld December 04, 2003
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Cactus Jack

Don't make me Cactus Jack your ass!
by CLB May 03, 2004
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cactus shadows

A high school full of privileged kids who think they're cool, and always mix up "your" and "you're" even though they learned it in first grade. Often referred to as "Cracktus Shadows" even though the worst thing kids do there is Juul.
"Look at those kids juuling over there thinking they're so cool...they must be from Cactus Shadows"
by yeahboiasdfghoij;jlkhgdrsetgxz February 05, 2018
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