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Cactus Jack fucked me 

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"
Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020
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Cactus content 

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content
Cactus content by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

Cactus content 

The act of being prickly
The beerbong guy sure love using cactus content
Cactus content by Ragerace March 15, 2020

Cactus shadows highschool

a school full of privileged white kids who biggest worries is what they r gonna wear tomorrow. All the freshman and sophomore are thots. All the white boys in sophomore year are in a nudes group chat. and and short kid named Isaac is a bitch. No diversity like there only 2 black people. Everyone thinks there’s the shit. White kids think that they can say the NWORD when they cant
You see those white thots over there yeah they probably go to cactus shadows highschool

Cactus Cheese Stick

The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.
Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.
Cactus Cheese Stick by soo geun September 25, 2013

Cactus in Anus 

Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.
"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"
Cactus in Anus by Hycelot July 31, 2016

Cactus Party 

I Joined in on the biggest Cactus party at work yesterday
Cactus Party by titfuck69 April 19, 2009