Buying Twitter

Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.

"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."

by LeBademeister November 15, 2022

buying money

if youre in the bookies and theres a horse there that cant lose. if you back it, youre said to be 'buying money'

ulty - hey T.R, are you backing that horse??
T.R - aw for sure man, thats BUYING MONEY

by nicks nikita April 10, 2009

buy monica

Desperate enough to pay for oral sex

It's closin' time, I need to get mine... Where can I buy Monica?

by Spazzy69 May 25, 2014

Bobby-buy

An impulsive buy.

To purchase without prior consideration or analysis.

"I'm so going to bobby-buy that new LoL champion."

"I just bobby-bought this new game I've never even heard of."

by Ramza789 November 5, 2012

Buy-Win

When a professional equity options trader is forced to buy back a short stock position (called a Buy-In) that hedges a long delta options position and the stock opens higher the next day.

You go out short 10000 shares of EET against a long 10000 delta options position. Overnight you are forced to buy back your shares at $40. The next day the stock opens at $42. You have just made $20000, hence the term Buy-Win.

by No It Po July 15, 2009

buy up

When someone underage asks someone to buy alcohol for them.

Today it's your turn to buy up.

by SwitchDaddy April 3, 2008

buy one

To be shot, esp. killed, by a gun.

"If I buy one, you muddafucka, I'm not gonna buy it from you."

-Al Pacino in SERPICO

by francisherrimann May 13, 2009