buffing

The point where you realize that you live in New Zealand and your Porn is never going to load.

There's nothing more of a turn off than seeing the word buffing before you finish

by icewolf511 July 25, 2012

Buffone

Sexy Beast

J.C-Buffone I think ur a HOTTY
Buffone-Nah Im a SEXY BEAST!!!!

by Ryan November 19, 2003

buffont

Is where you have 'big' hair. Maybe at the back or just all over. Can also be spelt like Bufont

"Beth i'm loving the buffont."

by Beth n Hannah. January 6, 2007

buffoon

Class clown with a lack of situational awareness and a passion for skylarking in the most uncalled for situations.

Wow, look at that Paul Cosgriff! It’s hard not to feel sorry for that buffoon and his misshapen head.

by thelumberhack September 21, 2016

buffordering

buh-FOR-dur-ing
(verb)
1. To purposely avoid discussing a topic in the necessary detail.
2. To address a matter of vital importance without being specific enough.

1. In the President's weekly radio address, he again managed to avoid the issue of tax benefits for seniors, and many politicians claim that they have had enough of his buffordering.
2. Head of Bomb Squad: Hey...you...cut that one thing next to that other stuff....and be sure not to cut the other one cuz that would be bad....and stuff...!

by cbet September 28, 2005

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just "flicking the finger" at someone, Buffing The Finger involves the individual making an all too ostentatious and elaborate show of buffing up or polishing their middle finger finger nail; this in itself should be seen as part of the overall gesture. Given that the gesture itself is elaborate, it would do no harm to embellish the overall presentation of the digit with a quip such as "I made this for you... can you see your face in it?".

I saw she was buffing the finger at me so I polished up my retort...!

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014