Something that sits between two men at a restaurant, movie, or in a car. Can be a female or a tub of popcorn. The buffer prevents anyone from thinking the two males are "homos" and might be dating. Sometimes the fag buffer is actually a front so that two fags can go out and still be perceived as straight. The fag buffer usually gets a good meal, a movie and collects a lot of material for later extortion.
I went out with Bob and Gene last night and had to play fag buffer all evening. Straight men are so childish!
by Ferret Fan July 17, 2009
by 4n7m4n April 09, 2020
Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017
A person (friend or stranger) you elect to walk in front of you in a crowded area, acting as a shield from the surrounding masses and allowing safe passage by following closely in their wake.
by hugh_jass89 September 27, 2010
The people who work slower than you. If a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.
by doctoroctos September 29, 2010
1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.
Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.
Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?
Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.
Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?
Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.
by tpaz198 September 12, 2011
The area of ghetto and bad neighborhoods that separates a major city from the surrounding suburbs. To get to downtown, one must either go through, or around the Ghetto Buffer.
Wife: Honey, why are you getting on the freeway? It's a shorter trip on the smaller roads because of all the traffic on the interstate.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.
by Konbadboi July 27, 2016