by jake paul February 04, 2019
He's got the dick the size of a semi-truck. He's athletic, tall, and has blue eyes. He has no relation to the tv host Ellen.
Hoe 1 -Whoah have you seen Bryan's Dick?
Hoe 2 -It is gigantic !
Hoe 3 - He looks nothing like Ellen
Hoe 2 -It is gigantic !
Hoe 3 - He looks nothing like Ellen
by billnyedick7374 December 22, 2016
Bryan is a gay kid who thinks he knows it all and likes Carlos. Bryan wants to fuck Carlos but Carlos likes someone else that's a girl not a gay kid who thinks hes school. Bryan also has a small dick and no one likes him.
by Bryan the Dickhead September 23, 2019
Brian is the most gay motha fucka ever! He has a 2.3 millimeter pp with tiny ass ears. And from afar he might look like James Charles cuz he looks so fucking gay. Can never get a girlfriend and looks like a fucking twig with no meat on his bones. Barely even has any finger nails . And he always tries so hard to smash some pus but never gets even close. and has only 3 FUCKING PUBES! Uses a strap on to fuck !!! But he never gets to use it because he can never smash pussy. Plus he’s really tall so his feet are a size 15 so he looks so ugly. Just imagine a tall clown is on meth, cocaine, heroin, and never EVER takes a shower. And I heard he fucks washing machines on a daily basis
by Bryan’s Dad May 13, 2019
by Thicc boi 69 420 June 06, 2019
He is a guyy who has reallyy cool purple pants lmaoo , and has good swagg , :b lmfaoo , ummm he CANN be nicee when he wants too but idkk it depends , he reminds me of Soulja Boy lmfaoo ! hmm ? hes kindaa nicee and hes prettyy cool and i can talkk to himm bout anythingg , sometimess ! haha , one of myy good friends , hmm , i guess thats itt soo love u bryan ? lmfaoo !
by hiss bestestestest frannnn July 27, 2011