im in my mums car broom broom

WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

Im in my mums car broom broom. Get me car. AHHm WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

by YOUR MOM !@# January 17, 2018

rectal brooming

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.

This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.

by T Grimes April 24, 2006

Bronomi

This occurs when chilling at a bar or party and a sudden influx of dudes overtake the event, this would be the pre-cursor to a Sausage Fest.

Man we got to get out of here, it looks like a category 5 Bronomi is moving in.

by Mclive29 January 5, 2010

Broomskey

A game involving various types of brooms, roller chairs, and a small green ball. It is usually played in large rooms with delicate, and very expensive equipment. There is no real goal or point to the game except to keep the ball away from the other players and beat them profusely with the brooms while shaking dust in their eyes and upon their mohawks.

Emily is the reigning champion at Broomskey. She really knows how to maneuver those bristles in her favor!

by flamingbroomstick September 15, 2010

broom ninja

Someone that does not know how to work. Someone that has been given everything in life. Someone that avoids work.

My roommate is a broom ninja. You're a broom ninja. He hasn't earned anything, he's a broom ninja.

by broom ninja January 2, 2016

Broomstick Prick

A Broomstick Prick is someone who uses the Oppressor Mk 2 in Grand Theft Auto, and often hates fun and will stop at nothing to stamp it out.

That guy is such a Broomstick Prick, we can’t do anything while he’s in the session.

by Driver_Nephi July 24, 2019

bromomento

A very flexible word, can be used after a rather "pogchamp" moment or even after a "wogchamp" moment. It's diversity has gained it traction across the cringemonkeys and a top 500 overwatch player

1) Dude - she's not in, bromomento.
2) Aw man she's in, bromomento.

by Thundersome December 20, 2020