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Broomskey 

A game involving various types of brooms, roller chairs, and a small green ball. It is usually played in large rooms with delicate, and very expensive equipment. There is no real goal or point to the game except to keep the ball away from the other players and beat them profusely with the brooms while shaking dust in their eyes and upon their mohawks.
Emily is the reigning champion at Broomskey. She really knows how to maneuver those bristles in her favor!
Broomskey by flamingbroomstick September 15, 2010
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When you put your face between a pair of DD's and say bromsky (shaking your face back and forth.)
He went up to Jenn and did a bromsky to her boobies!
Bromsky by Willis I Am Me September 16, 2005

boomskee 

The sound a knowledge bomb makes after it is dropped on inadequate competition
BOOMSKEE!
boomskee by Erik Da Vike September 20, 2011

Broomsexual 

Wanting to fuck brooms.
Hey im broomsexual, gonna go shove a broom up my ass now.
1.)your boo,man,world
2.)your sexxi husband
monica;"did you see my booskey today didnt he look good"
whitney;"yea yea he aint even dat cute
monica;"girl you crazy you kno you use to like him"
Booskey by ceecee babe January 22, 2009

broomski 

When you bury your face in a Woman's cleavage and make a motorboat sound with your lips.
"I wanted to give that Hooters waitress a broomski.
broomski by Jumblatt September 7, 2008
The kind of kid that drinks one beer and says he is drunk. He is the kid at parties that is loud, annoying and occasionally will fall down steps and knock a hole in the wall. We all know a Broskey.
Yo dude did you see Justin at that party?! He was so annoying!

I know man he's such a Broskey!
Broskey by beowolf February 25, 2013
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