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bp special

The BP Special is a soft serving combined with premature ejaculation; Named after the man who made it famous.
- How did it go?
- I served her up another BP Special.
by Dr Aron January 23, 2015
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BP Cough

A very recent term I picked up straight from the mouths of the local residents of the US Gulf Coast States, especially from Louisiana, which refers to, and defines coughing so hard due to the respiratory illnesses caused by the poisonous fumes, flames and soot of crude oil following the BP oil spill and drill last year.

Some Gulf Residents in their outrage against BP also attached Skin Rashes to the BP Cough illness. Without a shadow of a doubt , the atmospheric pollution and contamination caused by the poisonous fumes, flames and soot of crude oil might lead to many other illnesses which the local people are still unaware of but the BP COUGH here , for the sake of clarity, only defines a disease that hits the lungs.

Diagnosis : BP COUGH
Prescription Drug. BE PATIENT.
AS an example, I take my pledge , analogy and definition to Edgar Alan Poe who, in his only complete novel, The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket (1838) once picked up the strange voices the natives of the Island of Nantucket produce; and to his surprise, he found out that those voices are similar to the voices of the big white birds. Nature was the teacher back then. “Art is an Imitation” as Aristotle defined it. The story is not the same today regretfully. The Zillionaire Companies and the Billionaire villains are screwing nature up for the sake of fat pockets. They don’t care. Today, they are leaving nothing for the Artist to imitate or pick up from Nature. We live in a world of flux, constant change. Nothing is taken for granted and nothing is ever the same. Therefore, I have no option but to define the disastrous consequences of destroying Nature and Man. It is the “BP Cough as the locals” of Louisiana call it. (Gulf Residents at BP meeting: We were treated like criminals”) , World Bog, NBC News, 4-14, 2011.
by Jay Musleh May 11, 2011
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BP

I hate having Geoffrey as my roomate, he always BPs in the bathroom.
by tofurestaurant June 24, 2010
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BP Fail

To fail so bad that it rewrites history, kills people, kills untold numbers of animals, and devastates regions. To fail more spectacularly than if you had tried really hard to fail in the first place. See Chernobyl.
That guy ran his truck off a bridge on I-95. Traffic was snarled all day but he didn't pull off a BP Fail.
by M249_taterlauncher May 28, 2010
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bp sympathizer

U.S. Congressman Joe Barton (R-Texas) was the lead
Republican at the congressional hearings about the bp oil spill.

As his opening remarks with bp's Tony Hayward, he actually apologized to him for President Obama's "harsh treatment." Barton actually said Obama's insisting on bp setting up a $20 Billion victim compensation fund was a "shakedown."

The appropriate shock and awe followed. Even John Boehner was embarrassed and Barton eventually apologized for his own assisnine insensitive stupidity.
Some of Rep. Barton's Republican colleages were surprised to hear he was a bp sympathizer, but many of his corporate owned colleages agreed with him. However if you look at his $1.4 million in campaign contributions from big oil you can begin to understand.
by Charles_U_Farley June 21, 2010
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bp-no-09

an acronym for brad pitt- new orleans- 2009 which comes for a rumar in the levee news paper in lousiana. "brad pitt for mayor" is found on t-shirts, stickers, buttons, etc. in the new orleans area, usually in one of those high end- souviner shops on magazine street. not commonly found in the french quarter.
guy 1: dude, did u read on the levee that brad pitt is running for mayor?

guy 2: (turns around holding sign sayin bp-no-09) no duhh, every1 has 1 of those shirts!
by YAHHHTRIKYAHHH November 20, 2009
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Pulling a BP

the act or function of royally fucking something up good.
synonymous with screwing the pooch, catastrophic error or epic fail or snafu. . . .
Hey what did you do last night?
Not much, GF saw those pix from that trip to Vegas, wife saw the pix of the GF and boss found my porn stash on the company computer. . .

Oh, so you pretty much spent the entire day pulling a BP . . .

Yeah - pretty much
by Max Rule June 19, 2010
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