vaginal slice born born

1. Caesarian section.
Came from the Ticket, Gordon Keith.

2. Can also be a salutation of farewell.

Definition 1:
Girlfriend 1: Did she have natural childbirth?
Girlfriend 2: No, the baby was breech, so she had a vaginal slice born born.

Definition 2:
Dude 1: Well, time to go see the wife and squids. Later!
Dude 2: Vaginal slice born born!

by Leif June 10, 2006

boratitis

the disease people get after they see Borat where they start trying to talk like borat; usually sounds horrible when they say it

"a high five" "wa-wa-wewa" "sexy time"

Adam: Did you hear josh trying to talk like Borat?
Me: Yah, he's got a bad case of boratitis

by gbiery July 1, 2007

Born in a Barn

Originally used to say "you left the door open", based on the fact that barn doors were left open by farmers to let animals in or out.

More recently, it has been used to simply indicate that a person is ignorant or uneducated as if they were brought up on a farm.

"it's really cold outside and you left the door open! were you born in a barn?"

by savageroyalty February 16, 2010

I was born fat!

A snarky, shut-down kind of comeback to some clueless jackass who calls you fat.

Baby, I was born fat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021

Borat fight

A noun meaning a homoerotic wrestling match, where both parties are naked, male, and one is usually much larger than the other. Often occurs in locker rooms. Term coined by populace after a memorable scene in the movie Borat where Borat and Azamat battle over Pamela Anderson's picture. Also called a Borat battle or Borating.

AJ: Did you see Chris and John get into that Borat fight after practice?
Tyler: Yeah! Chris's fat ass destroyed John!
Both: *laughs*

by AJ Young October 23, 2007

Boanthropy

A type of insanity in which a man thinks he's a cow and/or an ox.

This expalins itself about as much as it could.

by Chris Younker December 7, 2003