Congo Bongos

A name for the ass cheeks of a black woman with a shapely booty that is, or would be, pleasing to touch/spank.

Guy 1: Damn! Take a look at the ass on her.
Guy 2: I'd play those Congo Bongos any day.

by MidwestDW November 14, 2014

bongo mag

bongo mag (n). Rhythm literature,
spangle book.

I like to look at bongo mag's

by C February 24, 2004

bongo bangin

when in sex and about to cum you start smacking her boobs so she doesn't realize you come in her.

i feel like such a bongo bangin sumbitch for gettin her pregnant

by JangkeZ June 5, 2011

bongo cat

a cat who played the bongo then got shot in vr chat from ree kid

bongo cat is god

by bongo cat lover March 12, 2020

Big Bongo

A female with a particularly large ass that one would consider spanking viciously

Damn, look at the big Big Bongo on that fine female.

by Stank Chicken November 21, 2019

Dongo Bongo

The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat

Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos

by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016

Bongo Man

One of many aliases a man known as 'Joe Willy' has. Bongo Man has beaten 12 men with a broom stick in down town Chicago as of writing this. Bongo Man has been tracked down back to the United States after crossing the country borders of Mexico and Canada multiple times.

Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.

Person A: Do you know the Bongo Man?
Person B: Bongo Man put my mom in the hospital.
Fuck Bongo Man

by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023